Текст песни Alice Cooper - Rules of the Road

So, If You Wanna Be Like Me
Here’s The Rules 1, 2, 3
You Gotta Find A Killer Band,
Then Bust Your Ass, You Understand?
You Gotta Rock, You Gotta Roll
You Gotta Shock, Lose Control
Four, Five, Six And Then You Lose Your Mind
Collet Your Chicks And Now You’re Doin’ Fine
Be Sure You Find A Girl From East La
Cause She Will Never Ever Let You Pay
So You Can Rock, So You Can Roll
So You Can Shock, And Lose Control (C’mon Boys!)
These Are The Rules Of The Road
These Are The Rules Of The Road
If You Wanna Be Hot, If You Wanna Be Cool
You Only Get One Shot, You Gotta Follow The Rules
Before You Even Start To Board
That Private Jet That You Can’t Afford
You Gotta Buy A Mansion And Flashy Car
In Case You Actually Do Become A Star
Then You Can Rock, Then You Can Roll
Then You Can Shock, Lose Control
These Are The Rules Of The Road
These Are The Rules Of The Road
If You Wanna Be Hot, If You Wanna Be Cool
You Only Get One Shot, You Gotta Follow The Rules
Now, I’ve Been At This Game For A Long Time And I’m Gonna Share
Some Wisdom With You
Rule Number One - Always Get The Money
Rule Number Two - Remember To Always Get The Money
And Rule Number Three - Never Forget To Remember To Always Get The Money
If It’s In A Glass, Drink It!
If It Is Offered To You, Take It!
If You Can Drive It, Drive It Hard!
And If You Follow These Simple Rules, By The Age Of 27, Well…
You’re Gonna Die…Ha Ha Ha
These Are The Rules Of The Road
These Are The Rules Of The Road
If You Wanna Be Hot, If You Wanna Be Cool
You Only Get One Shot, You Gotta Follow The Rules
The Rules Of The Road
These Are The Rules Of The Road
These Are The Rules Of The Road
If You Hear My Words And Heed Them Well
You’ll Be Heading Down The Road To Hell
‘Cause These Are The Rules!