Текст песни The Offspring - Me & My Old Lady

She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain

Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
Really she don't mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There's nothing wrong, nothing wrong with my head

Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
When she says she loves me
I sing that, "Love is blind"
But really I don't mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with her head

So what if we're makin' a scene now
No, she don't give a shit, aah
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
No, I don't mind a bit
So good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware, aah
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

(Shout)
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and
She ain't no ball and

Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I'm the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong with my head, my head

So what if we're makin' a scene now
No, she don't give a shit, aah
When she's pawin' and grabbin' on me now
No, it don't mind a bit
So good and we ain't gonna change now
The world is unaware, aah
So if you want, go on and stare
'Cause we don't care, we don't care

(Shout)
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and chain
She ain't no ball and
She ain't no ball and