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[Verse 1: Chris Webby] I get rowdy, rough, drunk, excited and amped On the table all night, I'm the beer pong champ (what) Drink until my motherf*ckin’ liver gets cramps And I've lost everything within the pockets of my pants Like, “Shit where's my phone? Keys? Shit, who has my wallet?” “Dude, you probably lost it, you stupid alcoholic.” Ha, f*ck you b*tch, I weigh 160 So it only takes a few shots to get myself tipsy (yeah) A few more then I'm drunk, then I move on to wasted Then black out, find me passed out on the pavement Slurring every statement, vision getting blurry Sippin’ 40's from four-forty to two-thirty I'm dirty, plus I ball like Michael Get wasted like plastic that isn't recycled (oh shit) I'm too fly, rhymin’ it nice So drunk I could get a DUI on a bike Mix up the lime with a little coconut Takin’ shots outta half-filled solo cups Get smashed like dropped pottery Probably couldn't walk a straight line If I had a f*ckin’ cop watchin’ me Walkin’ into shit like I couldn't avoid it Just lookin’ for a girl, tryna’ make some poor choices But whether I get laid or end up in a brawl I just blame it on the a-a-alcohol.
[Chorus] Cuz I'm drunk So do not play around with me Cuz I'm drunk Somebody take away my keys Cuz I'm drunk Shit I can barely even see I think it's time to make some bad decisions Cuz I’m drunk
[Verse 2: Mic Galper] Hey yo I come through already blunted like flip cup, who want it? Put twenty on the table son, I'm about to make a hundred You can make it rain but I'm 'bout to make it sunny That means I keep my money, buddy I'm not a dummy “Day and Night” it's the kid, lookin’ for some CuDi Got my homie Chris Webby to make sure she ain't chubby 'Cause I drank a lot of bubbly, in the living room stumblin’ Everybody lookin' lovely but I came here for the pussy I love to start beef son I can't control it Might wake up with missin’ teeth like The Hangover I might wake up with a naked slut from Angola I don't know bro, I'm just saying I ain't stayin’ sober So move over for this fat b*tch Puts roofies in my cola. Cool, that's what I wanted Wrestling sumo with polar Bear, beware when it's time to go upstairs F*ck a Trojan, got socks Make sure you wear a pair