Текст песни Chris Webby - What Them Girls Like

I love women, from Britney Spears to Marge Simpson
Just give me a rubber and you know that I’m goin’ in son
Ain’t no tee ball but it’s still easy to hit them
Cuz I know what women want, call me Mel Gibson
Yes, cuz they know we on next
They can throw me on set, watch me go beyond sex
I ball hard but not in the Kobe context
I’m collecting v-cards like a Pokemon deck mothaf*cker
Cuz I’m on speed to the top
Downin’ a liter of scotch, cuz like a demon I’m hot
Look there’s a laundry load full of wife beaters and socks
Not even Ripley’s sure if they can believe it or not
Watch, I’ll make ‘em come to a dead stop
Cuz on a beat, I’ma spit it hard as a bedrock
Baby girl, you know I make that bed hot
I’m no angel, my only halo came with an x-box
Drink til I’m walkin’ like a waddling duck
But I can step a straight line just to follow a buck
I’m just lookin’ for a chicken who can swallow a nut
Like a pecan pie in front of Joba the Hut
Wait what? There is no way she could ignore me
Grabbin’ on my woody like Andy from Toy Story

With them lips like Topanga, I’ll play the role of Cory
And sit back and watch you do your thing there shawty
Cuz you know you cannot start me
12 beers deep and I’m the life of the party
Bring a chick back and you know we gettin’ naughty
Bite her so hard she be like "Ouch Charlie!"
Cuz you know we gets busy
Head spinnin’ like Taz so you know we get dizzy
Datpiff top 8 with Banks, Luda, and Drizzy
Sick as the swine flu, I been f*ckin’ Miss Piggy
Really it’s silly that you know this dude’s nice
Mommy’s comin’ over and she’s spendin a few nights
Lyrics like an emo kid’s pants man too tight
Throwin’ mad punches just like pudding in a food fight
Ha, so I’ma hit ‘em with low bars
Cuz I’m always needin’ me some M to the O-R
E mothaf*cker and you know that I go hard
I’m at the top of my game, I’ll send you a post card, b*tch!