Текст песни Arctic Monkeys - Mr Schwartz

[Verse 1]
Put your heavy metal to the test
Might be half a love song in it all for you
Timing wise it's probably for the best
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

[Chorus]
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

[Verse 2]
Gradually it's coming into view
It's like your little directorial debut
As fine a time as any to deduce
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

[Chorus]
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velvеteen suit
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

[Bridge]
And if we guess who I'm prеtending to be
Do we win a prize?
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
Do we get a third try?

[Verse 3]
The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch
There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this

[Chorus]
Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips
Asking after all the wives and the kids
It's at the heart of what the business is