Текст песни Randy Newman - Big Hat No Cattle

There’s a book called The Duke of Deception, written by Geoffrey
Wolff. It’s about his father, who was a tremendous liar, though
he appeared to be completely beyond reproach. He’d created this
whole parallel identity, pretending to have attended certain
schools, pretending to have certain businesses. He made a profession
of lying. I’m not talking about an occasional lie - that does
not qualify for "Big Hat, No Cattle." I’m talking about people
who base a whole life on lying, people who have cards that say
"producer," or "CEO, Cloverdale Music." What does it cost to
have cards printed up with anything you want? Nothing.